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Friday, August 12, 2011

Jawapan kepada pendatang tanpa izin yang sewenang wenangnya pecah masuk kamus pustaka aku.

Yang sebenarnya, aku tak pernah pun post entri yang dilampirkan di bawah. Bila aku tengok ada komen dari jelina jolie untuk entri berjudul i need your help, aku jadi pelik. kapan bila ya aku post entri ini? Semalam tak ada pulak aku karang entri se ingat otak anemia aku ini. Bila aku baca post mamat liberian bernama David, aku jadi penin. Tak cukup antar email, main pecah masuk pulak. Lu memang otai la brader. Wa setakat hijek kete, wa terer la. kalau nak hijek akaun akaun orang ni, wa masih amatur bak kata omputeh. Lu patut tunjuk ajar ku sifu la supaya wa menjadi otai seperti lu.

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I need your help
My Dear,
I know this proposal letter might be a pleasant surprise to you as we don't know ourselves before. (memang le. aku bukan pemes macam van diesel mahupun maria ozawa)I am a Liberian born 30 years ago, now seeking asylum in Dakar Senegal under (UNHCR). (apo kobonda alah UNHCR tu?setakat FBI, CSI, NCIS aku tau la)I contacted you as a cause of my serious search for a reliable and trust worthy person that can handle such a confidential transaction of this nature.(ate kome percayo dekat awok ke?terharu awok mendengo nya)
My Late father former Deputy Minister of Finance under the executive civilian president of Liberia, but was assassinated by the rebels during the civil war and properties destroyed, but I narrowly escaped with some very important documents of (US$7.5M) Seven Point Five Million U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in a high financial company here in Dakar Senegal under.
However, I seek with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign personality like you to help me transfer this money pending when I will come over to your country for us to meet for investment of the money. Furthermore, I only want this to be done this way because your country is politically stable for any profitable investment, and I also want to add here that if accepted by you, you will serve as the original beneficiary of the money.
I feel confidence therefore, to introduce this offer to you. For your participation and all your assistance regarding this transfer, I have decided to give you 15% of the total money. Therefore, you are requested to furnish me back immediately you receive this request to transfer this money from Dakar Senegal to your country resident account or any account of your interest.
On commencement of this transaction I want to let you understand that the future of myself depends solely on this money. So please keep this business to yourself only to avoid raise eye brow of any third party.
I am eagerly expecting your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,David.

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Kalau ku report polis, agak agak polis nak terima tak?
aku cuak ni.
simbah jugak dengan loji indah water si dabid


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